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Anonymous asked: Oh you can leave Night Vale, but it's very hard and it may involve getting out within the first week of arriving, returning once more(like Cecil did), or dying. To be honest, experts are still puzzled by this strange occurrence.

Makes sense to me. 

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Night Vale

Night Vale. Welcome to Night Vale. Can you even leave Night Vale? I’ve never heard anyone say, “Goodbye, Night Vale.

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Mara Wilson has ‘no interest’ in ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ sequel | EW

The comments on this are infuriating. 

It doesn’t matter what she has going on in her life at the moment, if she doesn’t want to be in the sequel, she doesn’t want to be in it. Was she formally invited to be in it? It doesn’t matter. She knows about it, she has no interest in it. 

People are too quick to be negative toward anyone who expresses disinterest in creative projects.  

(Source: popculturebrain)

Filed under mara wilson mrs. doubtfire

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Bob’s Burgers: “The Equestranauts”



It is a great episode and no other animated show could have played it off like they did. 

Unfortunately it does reveal the dark truth we’ve all tried to keep hidden for so long: none of us actually LIKE My Little Pony, we’re all just in it for the immortality.

Why do you think I watch Adventure Time?

PB is basically immortal. And I’ve always wanted bubble gum for hair. 

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Bob’s Burgers: “The Equestranauts”

It is a great episode and no other animated show could have played it off like they did. 

Filed under bobs burgers av club equestranats

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Day Off #1:

Made sausage gravy for the first time. Food didn’t kill anyone.


A+ Rating

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Dear Jack Gleeson — Spoilers!!

You will never read this, which is fine. I wanted to let you know that I do not hate you, and never did, and never will. I do not think you are Joffrey. You are Jack. I can separate character from performer and I hope everyone else learns the same skill.

Thank you for giving me a visual to project my annoyance toward. You made that evil little shit scarier than how I saw him in the books and for that you deserve recognition. Sorry you are unemployed now. Please do not stop acting forever.

not really a half man but not much taller than one.

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soupissubliminal asked: Do you miss your baby-momma?

Yeah, I miss my baby-momma! But not the babies. Too many babies. Too many rescrictions on human trafficking~

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I go late at night now to avoid the crowd.

Well, the room here is only open from 10 to 5 monday through saturday. I would go on weekdays when it’s less busy, but I don’t usually have enough time. Hell, most times on saturday I have to go in through the management office because they’re too sorry to even unlock the outside door until noon (or whenever the stream of tenants through the management door becomes annoying - there’s a chime every time we come in the main door AND when we go through to the laundry room). I used to go early sunday mornings when old management was here because nobody gets up that early or else they’re all at church, so it was nice. New management are pricks. They cut the times they are open by three hours a day and stopped being open sundays, took away the rental check dropbox, and they lock the laundry room with a deadbolt that requires a key from the inside to open, you can’t unlock it without that key. The windows are even screwed shut from the inside.

Of course, they also had to replace the entire door jamb when they took over because the room got broken into so often that the wood was falling apart (previous management solved break-ins by nailing the jamb back together with finishing nails). They tried some system with giving us keys to a different lock on there but I guess that didn’t work so they put on the deadbolt. Not before sending us all nasty grams with lots of all caps and exclamation points threatening to shut it down permanently if people didn’t stop breaking into it to do laundry at night. -__-

I think they could have solved everything with a security camera and letting us use it at night, but I guess since there’s a door that leads to the pool that’d be too much liability (though I’m not sure how making the place an inescapable deathtrap in the case of fire is less of one…).

Unless a building offers hookups in all apartments, they should have a 24 hour on-site facility. (I do, but I use a business down the street because the dryers and washers work better.) With all the trouble that they have had regarding the door and locks, they need to stop being shitheads and figure out how to not be dicks about a basic necessity, especially since they probably overcharge on rent. Like everyone else.