1. snh-snh-snh:

    I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

    Then I spend time with teenagers.

    And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

    Reblogged from: jackscoresby
  2. Dogue.

    Dogue.

  3. Nice try, brain. Can’t get me with sleep paralysis. I did wake up before I saw what happened to the other lady, though. I’ll guess I have to imagine how that all ended. It was probably more lucid. I don’t know. Whatever it all was, many years have passed since any thing like this has happened.

  4. From Puppy To Adult.

  5. I needed a change in my life. So I went from iPhone to Android.

    Wowie wow!

  6. cannedcream:

    datpastaasylum:

    birdy-b00ty:

    seventeenthwendigo:

    mirtagevss:

    lovetrxye123:

    sir-pyllero:

    bootyliciousjensen:

    welcome—in—lucifers—cage:

    assbuttsprevail:

    scarred-fallenangel:

    cassywinchestertheangel:

    cassywinchestertheangel:

    Let’s make the saddest post on Tumblr without showing death or violence.

    okay fine I’ll start first 

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    I want this to be sad af

    #PLEASE DON’T LET IT BE ALL SUPERNATURAL

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    THAT LAST ONE JUST NO MY HEART JUST FUCK YOU AND THIS SAD POST

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    YOU STOP IT

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    Reblogged from: cannedcream
  7. I’m not a 20 year old horny bastard with no common sense and no sense of smell. Get that Axe shit off my dashboard, Tumblr.

  8. Hot Fuzz is in my top 10 favorite movies. Now I can watch it and it won’t be slightly fuzzy. Haaaaah. 

Also, I liked The World’s End very much.

    Hot Fuzz is in my top 10 favorite movies. Now I can watch it and it won’t be slightly fuzzy. Haaaaah.

    Also, I liked The World’s End very much.

  9. mudlobster:

    If I was to do some kind of podcast/radio show, what should it be about?

    Reading my short stories.

    Reblogged from: mudlobster
  10. True Blood is over. I fell off the bandwagon a while ago. I did watch it every season, usually a few days after it aired. I don’t remember details from last season, or the season before that. As I watched this last season, things slowly came back. And then it ended.

    Ten episodes. Is that an all low for the series?

    They wrapped it up the best they could.

    Jason has a brood. Sookie is going to, with Mystery Beard. Lafayette and Jessica looked happy.  Andy wins for most improved over the series. 

    Eric wins Best At Everything Ever.

  11. HBO's 'True Blood' Finale Draws Season-Best 4.1 Million Viewers | Variety

    because we all had to see how the shit storm ended.

    Reblogged from: popculturebrain
  12. Did I seriously just feel a wave of sadness and anger over someone spending over $250,000 on an RV?
    Yes.

    I could buy a small house and both of us would be completely out of debt with half of that.

  13. http://jimfear138.tumblr.com/post/95575699830/anti-feminism-pro-equality-squided-what-if

    cannedcream:

    jimfear138:

    anti-feminism-pro-equality:

    squided:

    What if they made a video game that only lets you save 5 times the entire game

    have you ever played one of the old Resident Evil games? Assuming it would be like that.

    Yeah, the old RE games used a ranking system and a big part of it was how…

    And you could not use a single first aid spray.

    Dead Space 2 - One of the hard modes.

    Reblogged from: cannedcream
  14. I thought being around kids of all ages was going to make me want to breed. It makes me want to avoid pregnancy at all costs.

    Celibacy? Tempting. Because, no kids.

  15. This is paid trolling, right?

    This is paid trolling, right?

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