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Anonymous asked: Oh you can leave Night Vale, but it's very hard and it may involve getting out within the first week of arriving, returning once more(like Cecil did), or dying. To be honest, experts are still puzzled by this strange occurrence.

Makes sense to me. 

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Night Vale

Night Vale. Welcome to Night Vale. Can you even leave Night Vale? I’ve never heard anyone say, “Goodbye, Night Vale.

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Mara Wilson has ‘no interest’ in ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ sequel | EW

The comments on this are infuriating. 

It doesn’t matter what she has going on in her life at the moment, if she doesn’t want to be in the sequel, she doesn’t want to be in it. Was she formally invited to be in it? It doesn’t matter. She knows about it, she has no interest in it. 

People are too quick to be negative toward anyone who expresses disinterest in creative projects.  

(Source: popculturebrain)

Filed under mara wilson mrs. doubtfire

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Bob’s Burgers: “The Equestranauts”

cannedcream:

lampchops:

It is a great episode and no other animated show could have played it off like they did. 

Unfortunately it does reveal the dark truth we’ve all tried to keep hidden for so long: none of us actually LIKE My Little Pony, we’re all just in it for the immortality.

Why do you think I watch Adventure Time?

PB is basically immortal. And I’ve always wanted bubble gum for hair. 

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Bob’s Burgers: “The Equestranauts”

It is a great episode and no other animated show could have played it off like they did. 

Filed under bobs burgers av club equestranats

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Day Off #1:

Made sausage gravy for the first time. Food didn’t kill anyone.

SUCCESS

A+ Rating

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Dear Jack Gleeson — Spoilers!!

You will never read this, which is fine. I wanted to let you know that I do not hate you, and never did, and never will. I do not think you are Joffrey. You are Jack. I can separate character from performer and I hope everyone else learns the same skill.

Thank you for giving me a visual to project my annoyance toward. You made that evil little shit scarier than how I saw him in the books and for that you deserve recognition. Sorry you are unemployed now. Please do not stop acting forever.

Sincerely,
not really a half man but not much taller than one.

Filed under game of thrones joffrey baratheon jack gleeson

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soupissubliminal asked: Do you miss your baby-momma?

Yeah, I miss my baby-momma! But not the babies. Too many babies. Too many rescrictions on human trafficking~